Myles Garrett Decorated For Halloween By Putting Gravestones Of NFL Quarterbacks In His Front Yard

I'll take "Things You Can Do When You Look Like This" for 100 points please.

Way too many comments flying around the internet about how these decorations are inappropriate and/or too cocky. First of all, this is laugh out loud funny. And second of all, Myles Garrett can talk this talk because the man walks the walk. He currently leads the NFL with 7 sacks and has to be the front runner for Defensive Player of the Year. In fact, I think someone needs to get a shovel out and make sure Justin Fields isn't actually buried under his tombstone. Myles sacked him 4.5 times in Week 3 alone…

I must say, I'm a little disappointed that there's no Mason Rudolph tombstone. I know we had the whole racial slur accusation thingy that makes the conversation a little taboo, but I think if you're making dead quarterback jokes, you have to include the one you tried to murder. 

Looks like he's got 7 tombstones out there. Obviously his AFC North rivals Big Ben, Lamar, and Joe Burrow….and then there's this year's opponents such as Justin Herbert (just hung 47 on the Browns), Mac Jones, Kyler Murray, and Justin Fields. Why he chose these 7 but left off people like Aaron Rodgers, Derek Carr, and Jared Goff? I'm not sure, but those three have to be breathing a sigh of relief this afternoon. Myles Garrett appears to have no intentions of killing them later this season.

…..also, kind of surprised Myles Garrett has such a normal looking house. I guess $125,000,000 doesn't go as far as it used to. Damn inflation!